Tenho de ir comprar um bekini.
Não há mulheres frígidas, o que há são más línguas.
PROSTITUTE OR CONSULTANT?
- You work very odd hours.
- You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
- You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
- You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
- You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.
- You are not proud of what you do.
- Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.
- It's difficult to have a family.
- You have no job satisfaction.
- If a client beats you up, the pimp just sends you to another client.
- You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
- People ask you what you do and you can't explain it.
- Your family hardly recognizes you at reunions (at least the reunions you attend).
- Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you're left hanging with only other professionals.
- Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.
- Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.
- Your pimp drives nice cars like Mercedes or BMWs.
- Your pimp encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.
- You know the pimp is charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.
- When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday A.M. to Friday P.M.).
- You are rated on your performance in an excruciating ordeal.
- Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.
- The client always thinks your cut of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.
- When you deduct your take from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal with another pimp.
- Everyday you wake up and tell yourself you're not going to be doing this stuff for the rest of your life.
«Temos estado ausentes das últimas competições internacionais, ao contrário de Portugal que mantêm as boas actuações. Foram finalistas no Euro-2008 e semi-finalistas no Mundial-2010. São por isso favoritos do grupo e no jogo contra nós»
Segundo ultimo comunicado da UEFA o FC Porto pode participar nas competições europeias 2008/09.
Basta comprar o Pro Evolution Soccer 08 ou o FIFA 08 e jogar numa consola PS2, PS3, PSP, Wii ou X360.
Tenho os joelhos esfolados outra vez.